I died. I expected that. What I did not expect was to be greeted by a friendly librarian holding a large book.
"Hello," they said. "I'm here to answer your questions."
"Uh... What is the One Piece?"
They checked the index of the book and opened it.
"Do you want to read, or should I summarise?"
@MicroSFF "I'd like to read, please."
@blindcoder @MicroSFF
"Aile 537 starting at shelve 73, 2nd board from the bottom and ending at shelve... Wait do you want to be spoiled about how many shelves the story will take?"
"Thanks for asking, no i like it to be a surprise, i already got to issue 106."
"Then you can skip to shelve 74, 3rd shelve from top.
There is also a little reading nook 5 shelves further, want me to introduce you to the 4 other people currently reading the series there and playing the PnP every now and then?"
@MicroSFF Summarize, please. I like reading, more than the average person, but I also like remembering the beginning of a story by the time I reach the end...