Aides Beg J.D. Vance To Stop Carrying Model Of Woman’s Pelvis While Meeting Voters

LEXINGTON, KY—Stating that the anatomical facsimile of the female groin was having the opposite of the vice presidential candidate’s intended effect, aides begged J.D. Vance on Monday to stop carrying around a model of a woman’s pelvis while meeting with voters. “I can’t stress enough how much people …
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