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Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 13, 2026, 5:25 PM
I've secretly eaten the entire stash of pot noodles that I told the family was only to be used to sustain us in the event of el Nino zombie apocalypse.
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Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPETimWardCam@c.im
Oct 13, 2026, 5:30 PM
@fesshole Yeah, you have to cycle through the emergency cupboard (the #brexshit cupboard in our case) otherwise stuff goes out of date.
You're supposed to replace the stuff you eat though.
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Giles of the Junglegilester45@twit.social
Oct 13, 2026, 6:28 PM
@TimWardCam @fesshole We might have some items left over from 2020... I'm not very good at the cycling.
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Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPETimWardCam@c.im
Oct 13, 2026, 6:55 PM
@gilester45 @fesshole It's not me, another member of the household manages it with spreadsheets.
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Susannah Shepherd :meowheart:SusannahWrites@mastodon.nz
Oct 13, 2026, 9:08 PM
@TimWardCam @fesshole Our stash is portable so we’re now going through the game of ‘is Item X still edible/palatable after 8 years’ - the answer is yes surprisingly often.
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Viv Oxtrazebulonmysterioso@mas.to
Oct 13, 2026, 6:31 PM
@fesshole I'm fairly sure the family just thought of them as Dad's Pot Noodles and expected him to eat them all.
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