There's an article about Trump getting his own personal TV channel, which was just about Gorillas fighting. I told my co-workers about this, a few months ago. Today I found out this article was fictional, and am now dreading my colleagues finding out what a gullible fool I am
@fesshole Give it a few more weeks. Anything is possible in 2026.
@fesshole It actually sounds pretty credible here in the clown dimension. Don't sweat it.
@fesshole Compared to the idiots who voted for him? Nah, you're good.
@fesshole just make a few trailers while your thinking of it and have time. Leak one now saying it’s coming soon, throw out another after thanksgiving with spring of 2027, you get it. Don’t stop digging now
@fesshole Well. Trump does have a channel featuring simians flinging feces so you weren't really wrong.
@fesshole you're going to love Tiny Train World
@fesshole In a world where there exists a Dr Pimple-Popper YouTube channel anything is possible, so don't feel too bad. Also, damned if I wouldn't give a gorillas fighting channel a watch if it existed, why limit it to the orangutang in the White House?
@fesshole just insist that it's true, even when presented with irrefutable proof otherwise. Double down. Not only was Gorilla TV real, it was the best footage of gorillas ever captured. Jane Goodall shit herself it was so good. And you know what, you're a nasty woman for suggesting that it was fake.
@fesshole Pixelated Boat Tweets. the gift that never stops giving
@fesshole Just say 'Hah, gotya!'