RE: https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/117478844452621033

Proud of all you .Scot alt-text peeps... Number 1 👏👏👏

And neither side knows anything about it.. For fucks sake - stop reporting everything that spills out of this human sewer ⛔
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pvg4jyz1m0o

For #SizzlingSunday Air fryer #Sausages 😋

FotoVorschlag
'Zahlen: Zwei' / 'Numbers: Two'

Two Bottlenose dolphins, Moray Firth, Scotland. #FotoVorschlag #Nature #Dolphins

A bumpy ride out on the water today, wind, rain, and BIG rainbows...dolphins too. A 'scenic' sort of day.

I wonder how chilly it's going to get in the next month or so... will we have any Waxwings near Inverness or is a trek involved 🤔 #Bird #Birding #Waxwing #Nature #Wildlife

"Le Laperouse" on her way from Invergordon to Lerwick this afternoon. These cruise ships are having such a bad reputation for passenger illnesses - maybe we could call them "cruise shits" instead?

You're bowing to Trump and playing his envirotrashing game you stupid bastard "Michael Marra supports new North Sea drilling" 🤬🤬🤬
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/sep/19/michael-marra-elected-as-scottish-labour-leader

Hmmm... thankfully my email spamcatcher got a hold of this - watch out my Mastodon pals!

Do you fucking have to Charles, do you?? 🙄🤬
BBC News - Earl Spencer to 'tell the truth' about his sister Princess Diana in new book
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx25z3rkrrgo

These vain, needy, entitled, pathetic bags of skin are very welcome to become shark food in my book 🤬🦈
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c3d3ynn7e4vo

What an utter cunt. It's a mortal maritime sin not to offer assistance to a fellow seafarer.

Zuckerberg faces questions over why superyacht reportedly declined to help stranded boat https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/09/zuckerberg-superyacht-boat-alaska?CMP=share_btn_url

Delayed (by a decade or so) mid-life crisis emotional support vehicle on its way - should be here next week.😀 Other car blew up sadly 😢 #Mini #Car

A nice trip out on the water on Dolphin Mischief yesterday in lovely conditions (a bit cloudy and drizzly this morning) with groups of dolphins around the Chanonry Narrows including this very cute and still very pale year old baby, Spirtle's second calf. #Nature #Wildlife #Inverness

You'd better not step over the border mate - what an ignorant cunt 🤬🤬🤬
BBC News - Restore Britain leader describes Dunblane tragedy as 'one murder'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj3gdj300lyo

Happy 100th Birthday Genius. #MelBrooks

My dolphin namesake (upside down) and another big male today, socialising close to Fort George shoreline, Inner Moray Firth, Scotland.

It's really hard to read stuff like this and still think "Why aren't you locking this crazy fucker up??"
"Negotiations continue via mediators after US president threatened to bomb Iran and kidnap negotiating team unless strait of Hormuz reopened"
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/21/us-iran-talks-jd-vance-switzerland-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon?CMP=share_btn_url

A White Tailed Sea Eagle flying down towards the sea loch's surface looking for a fish - for #MeerMittwoch #SeaWednesday

Happy 100th Birthday to a true icon of wildlife conservation, filmmaking and television — Sir David Attenborough, the great communicator. After a lifetime spent exploring and revealing the wonders of our natural world, David continues to inspire us, reminding us how deeply connected all living things are and why every species matters. An important message we all need to carry forward.

Sir David Attenborough - have a wonderful 100th birthday.