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  • Snowsnow
    Oct 21, 2026, 4:44 PM

    I do not want your new AI.
    I do not want your cars that fly.
    I do not want ads on the fridge door.
    I want private keys bigger than four.

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  • Oct 22, 2026, 2:53 AM

    @snow
    Reminds me of that one guy ham
    Who tried to sell me endless spam
    But my tales with him with rhymes that cram
    ended when my gun did not go blam.

    It went zot, because it was a lightning gun though. Broke the rhyme pattern real badly.

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  • Oct 22, 2026, 4:52 PM

    @snow The moral of 'Green Eggs and Ham' is that if someone says no to something you should keep pushing them and eventually they'll thank you for it.

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