Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 22, 2026, 6:25 PMI once bought a KFC order so large my car thought it was a person sitting in the passenger seat and kept asking me to check their seatbelt
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Oct 22, 2026, 6:27 PM@fesshole life goals
ironhydroxideironhydroxide@mastodon.socialOct 22, 2026, 8:03 PM@fesshole this isn't the brag you think it is.
My car complains if I put my PHONE on the passenger seat without latching the seatbelt.Stupid soft sensor.
Mute Dog BrewingMutedog@mastodon.socialOct 22, 2026, 9:30 PM@fesshole I had to buckle in a huge bucket of pears once
Marjane Strapi 🍆 🥺floppyplopper@todon.nlOct 23, 2026, 11:19 AM@fesshole
i hope you buckled in that precious baby