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Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 22, 2026, 5:25 PM
Pushy guy from work came back to ours, expecting a threesome. Told him to do one but had pity on him enough to suggest he spend the night in the shed. Woke up to blue lights. He'd broken into our neighbour's shed.
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Eetschrijver@mastodon.social
Oct 22, 2026, 5:42 PM
@fesshole Your work relations are--interesting. 😬
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Robert Pickeringrobertpi@functional.cafe
Oct 23, 2026, 4:17 AM
@fesshole
In my limited understanding of these things, the etiquette when declining to sleep with someone you've brought home, us to offer them the sofa, not the shed.
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