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Neil Brownneil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
Oct 20, 2026, 5:01 PM
Today, a small child of a friend ran up to me excitedly, and said "Can I tell you my new joke?".
The joke:
Q. What starts with "D" and has no end?
A. Death.
I was not expecting this.
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Ben Hardillben@hardill.me.uk
Oct 20, 2026, 5:04 PM
@neil Now all the child needs is a grasp of taxes and they will be set for life in this modern world...
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ALFAstronomy_A2Z@mstdn.social
Oct 20, 2026, 5:19 PM
@neil Eternal oblivion. Deep.
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Daragh Ó BriainDaraghOBrien@mastodon.ie
Oct 20, 2026, 5:23 PM
@neil hmmm. Dark these younglings are. Approve I do.
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Julian West🦞lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
Oct 20, 2026, 5:24 PM
@neil what about "Donned"?
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Brynnbo The FrogMxstressBrynndylow@chatty.frogawampus.co.uk
Oct 20, 2026, 6:23 PM
@neil That made me cackle so hard :rip:
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[insert spooky name here]farah@beige.party
Oct 20, 2026, 7:37 PM
@neil Ouch
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Pasadena CASpcas@urusai.social
Oct 21, 2026, 12:38 AM
@neil @mdmrn If not for the “small child” bit I would’ve expected a Deez Nuts joke. Actually, maybe even then
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lonely extrovertrothko@beige.party
Oct 21, 2026, 2:43 AM
@neil omg wth
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Dr. Bruce Simpsonbms@bsd.cafe
Oct 21, 2026, 7:01 AM
@neil You can, of course, choose CAKE instead of death.
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Unredacted Epstein files nowpedrobizbikedu@mastodon.world
Oct 21, 2026, 7:14 AM
@neil @blogdiva A riddle the ancient Greeks would’ve approved of.
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Mike Torrmacronencer@mastodon.scot
Oct 21, 2026, 3:56 PM
@neil
That is quite something!
Kids' jokes are amazing. A five-year-old son of a friend of mine came up with:
Q: What does a tree do with a hamster?
A: It throws him up to God.
I mean, it doesn't exactly make sense, but it has a vibe to it. Like a poem.
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Ginevra SunshineGinevraSun@masto.nu
Oct 21, 2026, 4:35 PM
@neil BRILLIANT!!!! 😆
That kid has got it sussed.
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