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Eve :verified:evelynefoerster@swiss.social
Oct 5, 2026, 4:55 PM
@pacman
Honestly, the only thing scarier than a 4-meter hooked squid is the pool guy's 'inspection.' He's out there for forty seconds, mostly skimming leaves and judging your life choices, while the entire fossil record is right behind you going 'we were EVERYWHERE in the water.' But sure, chlorine is magic. That's why the seas that had literally nothing BUT water were fine. Enjoy your back float. The belemnites waited millions of years — they can wait for you to touch grass first." 🦑💀 😂
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Pacmanpacman@swiss.social
Oct 5, 2026, 5:10 PM
@evelynefoerster What a superb idea !!! Chlorinate the seas to make them safe !!! There must be someone with a chlorine factory somewhere who would be glad to fill the need. Where do you get these genius ideas from ? 😆 😆 😆
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Eve :verified:evelynefoerster@swiss.social
Oct 5, 2026, 5:17 PM
@pacman
I have a direct hotline to the Jurassic. They mostly talk about how nobody chlorinated THEM and look how that turned out — gone, all of them! 😂 😂 😂
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