I'm being told the US voting system doesn't even let you emoji react. how is this a real country

sharing my 2fa code with a third party just to feel something

"I don't recall signing up for these e-mails" bitch this is gaslighting. I *know* I unchecked that box. I recall exactly what happened and your abusive shit ignored it. the last time I submitted a form differently than I intended was 1992. fuck off completely

this is my mech, DELETE AND REDRAFT

there's house music but not job music. think on that

trying so hard to not crash out today

quirked-up white whale. is this anything

this has been a very difficult decade for me due to my bull shit allergy

just had the worst torta of my life #ama

"and the people that read them, they like these posts?" "oh, no, no, you misunderstand me completely"

I think there's a gas leak on this instance

I've never tried critical thinking and I'm not about to start now

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

*steps on a butterfly while using time machine*

*logs back onto pants.pegasus to see what my homies are up to*

jorts is like a box of chocolates gifted to you by a friend from "back in the day". you know one of those mfs has beans inside

jorts is like the emotional inverse of the horror genre. your eye wanders across something horrifying and it twists under your gaze into the familiar and reassuring

if jorts were a coven would we wear the hats like this

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🐴

or like this 📣🐴

standing offer: if you find a book available for "borrowing" on archive.org, I will obtain a DRM-free pdf of it for you #piracy #ebooks