Jamaica and Mexico have been playing some ball, damn.

You ever spread your ass cheeks as far as they'll go and smash your butthole up against cold cold glass just to ease the pain of living?

s'alright, should try it

An interview with Daniil Tarasov:
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#LGRW

🛞🪽 #LGRW

Islanders remix sweater be like

https://bsky.app/profile/garfieldscreens.bsky.social/post/3n2cxarmd3n2g

Just a dogshit design compared to every single other team.

https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-fanatics-hometown-remix-jersey-descriptions

I've never vibed with the whole "Hockeytown" branding anyways, it's kinda cringe especially since we're in the longest play off drought of any of the OG teams.

Basically all the NHL "Hometown Remix" jerseys go so hard, expect for the wing whose design is almost identical to their normal sweater except with the word "Hockeytown" on it.

You must be this old to fave this post
https://bsky.app/profile/catbus.phd/post/3n2btiyiiyk2k

pee honda

I'm watching the tamper broadcast (on accident) and even their broadcasters are praising Tarasov. #LGRW 🛞🪽

Tarasov is earning his fee tonight! #LGRW 🛞🪽

this atm cannot currently accept deposits or dispense cash

it is uncertain, even, if it is still an atm

Clean sheet for Vasco, with a brace from Durate! Lfg! Bora! 🧌🏴‍☠️ #Brasileirão

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Being unable to voice type curse words is a form of Evangelical Christian violence that is being enacted against us all. Let me say f*** you Baptist freaks!

when they ask "are you a rewards member" i always feel so ashamed to say no

Performing the traditional transgirl mating ritual (speedrunning celeste for my gf and watching all the emotional cutscenes)

your mother and i have talked and we're going to adopt trench warfare

what hell is this establishment where lou vega's mambo number five keeps playing