me: *walks in the front door*
me: "hey [kids], I'm home."
kids: 🦗🦗🦗
me: "hey it's me, your favorite father!"
14yo: "I prefer the other one."
14yo: "You know, the one that does the mail."
I'm raising a comedian 🙄
Oct 15, 2026, 10:02 PM@Andres4NY I love that you can read it both as "I am the mailman's child" *and* as a slight to your masculinity.
@aud Ooh yeah, I wonder if he intended the double-meaning..
Oct 15, 2026, 10:06 PM@Andres4NY (please let me know if you end up asking him, because coming back ten minutes after the fact and going "hey wait, did you mean" would be HILARIOUS)
@aud I'm not giving him the satisfaction of knowing that I'm still thinking about it 😂
@Andres4NY The other one gets home earlier? So they checked the mailbox on the way in?