“I’m a centipede and I’ve got legs for days and I’m fast as fuck and I love ya, so you best start running” is a good lines to end a song I zhink

There it is.

★ New blog post: Bye bye, Bristol

An era is drawing to a close.

https://beeps.website/blog/2026-10-21-bye-bye-bristol/

Very good GitHub email to tell me zhat I’ve used all of my Actions storage quota but not say which repo(s) actually did zhat

I don’t get phantom senses so much as some ozher zherian folks but even zhose are powerful right now

mood to be creature is very strong today urgggg

My journey to find zhe perfect browser has now led me to using LibreWolf wizh a butt-load of extensions and userChrome modifications

za neat zhing about being able to write code is zhat sometimes you are mildly inconvenienced by somezhing so you spend hours coding a solution to it

anyway I made a farkle calculator
https://files.beeps.gay/farkle/

(not really accessible or nice because I made it for my own personal use, but figured I’d share it anyway)

Good git hygiene is for public git repos

how is it halfway through october already,
I feel woefully unprepared for moving house in (approx.) 8 weeks time.
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The Venn diagram of political beliefs and religious/spiritual beliefs has so much overlap it seems wild that one of them is considered protected speech and the other isn't.

Between Sweden’s ‘country for introverts’ and Oslo’s ‘enjoy your time here or we’ll murder you’ campaigns, you really gotta wonder what’s been going on in the Nordic tourism industry.

I wonder how many robotkin folks zhis activates

Had zhis song in my head all morning given all za Cartoon Network talk reminded me of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2PDPI1FUYA

zhis last 48 hours or so has been sovery mentally exhausting guhhhh

My domain registrar still hasn't responded to my support requests. Their renewal system isn't working properly, so the beeps.gay domain is imminently going to expire and there's bugger all I can do about it.

If the things hosted on that domain go down (including my Mastodon instance) in the next 24-48 hours, that's why. :ying_annoyed:

The end of this week is really trying to give me hell, huh

The MRI I got to investigate why I have hearing loss found nothing relating to that, but did find potential evidence of a new and exciting condition. How fun.

Imagine someone discovering several mountainous lumps of fuzzy fat in some remote part of the world.

It doesn’t take long to figure out that they’re alive, but figuring out who they are or even what species they are is proving impossible. They’re so swaddled in blubber that anything identifying seems to be well buried.

Where did they come from? Did some sort of experiment or magicks cause a group of people to fatten up to such proportions? How long have they been stranded here?

Curiosity and conspiracy remains rife throughout an extended investigation until, aghast, one scientist figures it out.

The mountains are alive, yes, but they aren’t people at all. Those are *rolls* upon an even more incomprehensibly fat creature…

good morning have you considered furret today?