I've been sitting on the idea of a vore/weight gain parody of The Picture of Dorian Gray for like two decades at this point.

I should really try and write it, huh.

Imagine someone discovering several mountainous lumps of fuzzy fat in some remote part of the world.

It doesn’t take long to figure out that they’re alive, but figuring out who they are or even what species they are is proving impossible. They’re so swaddled in blubber that anything identifying seems to be well buried.

Where did they come from? Did some sort of experiment or magicks cause a group of people to fatten up to such proportions? How long have they been stranded here?

Curiosity and conspiracy remains rife throughout an extended investigation until, aghast, one scientist figures it out.

The mountains are alive, yes, but they aren’t people at all. Those are *rolls* upon an even more incomprehensibly fat creature…

:ying: I/we redid za system website and IT’S WEIRD NOW

https://bundle.software/
https://social.beeps.gay/@beeps/117390632994939423

Kim G. Birdhorse's initials are KGB because she's actually being fattened up by the Russian secret police. #OCMisinformation

What's a 2000s furry forum doing in west Manchester?

I swear there's more fatfurs on Knockout than regular furries at this point

🤔 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_inflation

belly sprawl* is real good

* when the belly covers several square metres of floor space in front of you

While I appreciate that someone wants me huge, autospamming the endpoint a bunch of times isn’t really in the spirit of sending fun little teases along with the weight~

Entering week 3 of heatwave and musing about how it somewhat emulates what it's like to be constantly warm, sweaty, and unwilling/unable to leave the house.

Today feels like an Alex day. Let's get that cyborg batblob's fatass back in the picture (for as much as he can fit in a picture).

Grease me!

mood to be an IRL landmass is fucking strong tonight and I'm not exaggerating

I should magically become as fat as my sonas and then forcefed to double that tbh

I should be very, very, very lardge actually

S'up, it's my birthday … in the weird plurality headmate sense, at least.

Spam https://praise.bloatware.xyz and make me HUGE 💖

I need more words and madlibs for https://praise.bloatware.xyz

Today is #TakeYourWebmasterToLunchDay so, if I'm hosting a website for you, you owe me lunch. Get to it.

💭 fatass so big the barber needs to hire Sherpas to help give you a haircut

Honestly having a body best described in terms of geography—to be a hill, a mound, a mountain, a lardscape—is so so good