The elephant ear plant i planted on the side of the house has thrived and now its giant leaves cover my bathroom window. They fill the bathroom with diffuse green light and i get to feel like I'm in the jungle while i take a shit. It's nice.
@MLE_online I have always preferred to shit in the jungle.
@HackAWeek It's nice to poop in the woods!
@MLE_online hmm. i need a version that can survive a new york winter. maybe i can plant an evergreen tree on my fire escape
@xferok Just hang in there for 10 to 15 more years and new york will have a subtropical climate suitable for these
@MLE_online i think we might already be subtropical somehow
@xferok Then youll have to wait for the tropical climate belt to arrive
@MLE_online darn
@xferok we're having tropical weather in LA right now. We never had weather like this before. Soon enough you will, too, and there will be lianas climbing the skyscrapers there and chameleons roaming central park
@MLE_online yay! one question though. can i keep cold winters?
@xferok No. You are going to have to see dudes wearing shorts and flip flops all year, and women getting out their puffy coats and beanies when the temperature drops to 60
@MLE_online NO TAKE ME BACK I DONT WANT IT
Sep 9, 2026, 6:58 PM@MLE_online in the jungle, the mighty jungle, MLE poops tonight.
@jamesb that song is about me. They call me The Lion on the streets around here
