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  • Oct 21, 2026, 12:53 PM
    retooted :new_l: new! :new_r: vivi

    metaphors for explaining the current situation to non-tech-savvy people:

    • the big safe in your local bank turns out to have a combination luggage lock that’s guarding everything inside it
    • two of the three digits on that lock is jammed
    • the third digit is 4

    meanwhile that is happening,

    • landlines can catch fire now out of nowhere
    • and the phone company is only updating recently made landlines.
    • this is making many landline owners to unplug their phones so they don’t catch fire
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