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  Hugo Millsdarkling@mstdn.social

  Oct 20, 2026, 8:32 PM

  @futurebird I'm fairly sure they're actually surreal, not real.

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  Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.social

  Oct 20, 2026, 8:37 PM

  @futurebird That's almost haiku meter...

  Is Cat a muppet?
  Literal living gremlin.
  Creature of mischief.

  Something about cats.
  How are cats even real?
  Cat specific thing.

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  myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win

  Oct 20, 2026, 8:38 PM

  @clayfoot

  It's just I've come home from work and I'm tired and I'm being criticized for being absent.

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  Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.social

  Oct 20, 2026, 8:56 PM

  @futurebird How dare!

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  KrazyKatKikoKate@mstdn.party

  Oct 20, 2026, 8:38 PM

  @futurebird Concur! 🐈‍⬛

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  Mycroft 🐇Mycroft@meow.social

  Oct 20, 2026, 8:56 PM

  @futurebird just made me think that muppets have no bones, yet cats seem to care less about having bones than muppets do

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  Nazonazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

  Oct 20, 2026, 11:09 PM

  @futurebird What did Pica do this time? 🤣

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  John. Yes, THAT John.Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club

  Oct 21, 2026, 4:29 AM

  @futurebird You didn't feed one after midnight, did you??? DEAR GOD TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FEED ONE AFYER MIDNIGHT!!!

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