Dgardgar@aus.social
Oct 19, 2026, 12:05 PMMe: My wife says I always take things too literally.
Them: Do you know what she means?
Me: Yes. It’s a feminine pronoun.
Replies
Marcus HelvigMarcusP@mastodon.socialOct 19, 2026, 12:08 PM@dgar They say us autistics take things literally. But that’s not true. They are thinking about kleptomaniacs.
Alexa Devreux-Swiftalexadeswift@lgbtqia.spaceOct 19, 2026, 4:39 PM
Fiona Bianchifionasboots@tech.lgbtOct 20, 2026, 6:06 AM@alexadeswift
Well we are on Mastodon, what did you expect? 🤓
@dgar- Alexa Devreux-Swiftalexadeswift@lgbtqia.spaceOct 20, 2026, 6:41 AM
RalfMaximusralfmaximus@mastodon.socialOct 19, 2026, 5:13 PMWife of a programmer sends them to the store for a gallon of milk. "Oh, and if they have eggs, get a dozen."
Programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk.