If I stored arrows in stilettos, I’d quiver in my boots.

🦆

Slow down so you're typing with one finger and carefully watching which key you're pressing, and you should be fine.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but you should definitely follow @MOULE

There’s a job vacancy at the comb factory.

It’s part time.

We already have flying cars.

We call them “planes”.

Me: My wife says I always take things too literally.

Them: Do you know what she means?

Me: Yes. It’s a feminine pronoun.

Tentatively attempting to replace Windows with Linux and discovering I’m not smart enough to install Linux.

SteamOS installer pictured.
(based on Arch btw)

Are you USian?

Vote dammit!! NOW!!

#USpol

#Dgar did not get into music to get rich and famous.

So far, so good.

I had to give up being a farmer.

I was in the wrong field.

Today in Architecture in Civil Engineering Simulator, I installed our new Wisp Fountains set into Oak Trees around the town square. The effect is that they look like wounds on the trees, glowing bright magenta. Of course, they're not, and the Oak Trees are completely unharmed. It does look striking though, and the wisps seem to enjoy flying around and through the trunk of the Oaks too.

I set up my easel to capture the scene at different times of the day to study how the colour and mood changes in this public space.

@oddkitty @darkwolf @nCrazed @TeflonTrout @denebeim @skyfire747 @si_fuller

#DgarPlays #Valhiem #ShareYourGames

Today in Valheim, I went to have a little talk with Hildir. Everyone on Hildir Island has fallen under her spell and I've had enough! She encourages us all to move to her island, and with her charming looks and her eloquent words, we all just fell for it. When she requested a privacy fence, I built a two metre stone wall around her entire camp. And now, with everyone living within walking distance, she has cut Haldor completely out of the treasure trade! Oh, sure, he has some goods that you can't get anywhere else, but when someone has a pocket full of amber, he's not going to see it! Hildir has cornered the market on pawning treasures.

What's more, is that she's been sending us on these wild goose chases to fetch these heavy chests which she claims were stolen from her. So far we've managed to return two of Hildir's chests. They were guarded by some of the strongest and fiercest foes we've ever encountered! The first was in a far off forest, guarded by Brenna, the burning undead. The second was in the basement of a tower in the Plains next to the place we were to battle Yagluth! That chest was guarded by some frightfully strong Fuling. A Fuling Shaman called Zil who rode on the shoulders of a Fuling Brute called Thungr. The battle was very difficult and we had to run naked to get our stuff out of that dungeon multiple times. And guess what? The chest can't be brought back through a portal!! That’s right! You have to lug that heavy thing onto a ship and sail it back!! Trout sailed the last one back!

Did Hildir thank us for our efforts? Well, yes. She said thank you. No reward though. Not even after two chests returned. Not even a measly discount. And now she wants us to fetch a third chest!! I was about to lay down the law. Enough is enough! Then she batted those beautiful long lashes at me, asked once again to retrieve her third chest, and I couldn't say no. I just nodded, got up, and left.

Later I found myself just standing in the town square, looking at her camp, wondering if the Witch in the Swamp is the only witch in this land. Were these chests actually stolen? Fuling don’t usually get along with the undead, so who stole them? Perhaps it's the music that Hildir plays constantly that causes our minds to fog up. Perhaps it's the magical shield that covers her camp. Whatever it is, it's impossible to negotiate a fair and equitable deal while standing in her presence.

I grabbed a stack of leather scraps and set up my easel to clear my mind with a spot of painting.

@oddkitty @darkwolf @nCrazed @TeflonTrout @denebeim @skyfire747 @si_fuller

#DgarPlays #Valheim #ShareYourGames

Weird how seeing Comic Sans on a poster is now refreshing, and reassuring that some human sat down and made this.

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Them: Save room for dessert?

Me: Vroom!

How strange it is when nations of immigrants become nations that hate immigrants.

🚍- toot!

Saw a chameleon today.

It wasn’t a very good one, obviously.

I learned that it's International Skeptics Day, but I'm beginning to wonder if that's really true...