NEWS! SpaceX rocket crashed into Moon after being equipped with Tesla's Full Self Driving mode https://newsthump.com/2026/08/05/spacex-rocket-crashed-into-moon-after-being-equipped-with-teslas-full-self-driving-mode/
@newsthump Quelle voyage! Everything old is new again.
@newsthump @lisamelton according to Tesla, the FSD was inactive when the crash happened!
@newsthump Elmo is fucking up the moon now - not happy with shitting on one piece of the solar system
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The driver caught fire before the crash and couldn’t get out because the door handles had been sold to increase profit margin