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Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Aug 1, 2026, 5:20 PM
There's a crow who I fed some left over chicken legs to. Crow ate them on the roof & oddly dropped the bones down my arsehole neighbours open chimney pot. I now feed him daily & crow repeats this every time. There must be about 20kg of chicken bones piled up in his chimney by now
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TjäderTjader@mastodonsweden.se
Aug 1, 2026, 5:46 PM
@fesshole The second sentence had gotten me very concerned up until ‘neighbour’ because my Mastodon-app puts those two words on different lines and on opposite sides of the screen…
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Viv Oxtrazebulonmysterioso@mas.to
Aug 1, 2026, 5:55 PM
@Tjader @fesshole same, same.
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E. C. Bigribseedly@mindly.social
Aug 1, 2026, 6:01 PM
@zebulonmysterioso Yep.
@Tjader @fesshole
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ein kleines zkleines_z@queer.group
Aug 1, 2026, 10:22 PM
@Tjader @fesshole
Saaaaaaame!
Me reading: "Crow ate them on the roof & oddly dropped the bones down my arsehole - Wait. What?!"
I need to learn that I should finish reading before trying to visually imagine what I'm reading...
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:Unabart@dobbs.town
Aug 1, 2026, 6:37 PM
@fesshole Crows eating a chicken is my favorite part of this. Fkn savages!
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nytpu the wyvernnytpu@tilde.zone
Aug 1, 2026, 9:39 PM
@Unabart @fesshole Crows and chickens are evolutionarily much more distantly related than humans and pigs are :P (by millions of years)
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ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick@mastodon.social
Aug 1, 2026, 11:54 PM
@Unabart @fesshole
Dinosaurs will be dinosaurs.
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