MaxSidmanmaxsidman
Jul 27, 2026, 10:45 PM"I love my fed-ex guy ‘cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time."
- Mitch Hedberg.
"I love my fed-ex guy ‘cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time."
- Mitch Hedberg.
@maxsidman Ha! Have you seen any of their adverts with Tommy Lee Jones? He’s been doing them for years.
@wilpercy Yes, and they’re hilarious! I got hooked on the vending machine Boss Black cans during my first trip to Tokyo several years ago. I didn’t see the ads until later, though apparently he’s been doing them forever.
@maxsidman he has. Glad he didn’t give up his other job.