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Yeah, and just go ask Michael Tchao about his conversation with Steve Jobs when Steve says "It's ugly and it's not color" and he responds "so let's make it in color and cute" *BHAM* 3 years later...iPhone. People love to suck Johnny Ive's cock, but Michael is really the unsung hero who saved #apple Oh, and his bulk buying of ARM, bringing Bill Atkinson back from the dead. Michael is a great guy. I wish they would have made him CEO. I could have had the CEO of Apple as a friend, but no....

@ginny I saw your visa post. There are. I'm American and working on heading to #Norway Soon as I hit B2 in Norwegian, I'm applying. It's just, they make you work for it. Being Norwegian is a privilege. And they don't want you coming just to flee. They honestly want you to be proud, and love the country. Many countries are like that. Pick one that you'd be proud to be in...go for that.

#spotify showed me the debut album of these guys, Buffalo Traffic Jam. They're REALLY good. Usually I can't listen to #folk for too long because the twang just gives headache, but I love these guys!! They've got this nice Dave Matthews solo feel, and you all know how much I LOVE Dave! #music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uud8-_QwR8&list=OLAK5uy_lxuqDj-XOpjOexzd5s_crO-M1WcfyjcUw

#cat owners just let kitty deal with being upset. Cat daddies stay up till 5am to solve the issue of why kitty is upset. I made him safe path to our bed. Throw down some snaccs Pac-Man style…he figures it out. He’s a really smart cat. Special thanks to @canusfeminacanis for their pro-cat lady help #Cats

Gods Buldak #ramen is so damned good. I like Shin too. But I have to laugh at #denmark about not having the really spicy flavors because of “capsaicin poisoning”, which doesn’t exist in the #us Our cuisine is really strange. The stuff we eat to stay alive is bland as fuck. But the stuff we LIKE eating will burn your butthole. So we have the extra spicy Buldak here, which is as controversial as Dem vs. GOP. Buldak or Shin Ramyun? I don’t know why all our #food isn’t spicy, actually.

Any pro level #cat ladies around who can help me with a behavior problem I'm having with my 12 year old boy? #cats

I helped a #bee :3 She was stuck in one my grandmother's outside plants and couldn't get out. I was handing her a stick to ride so I could get out, and she knew was I was doing, but kept falling off. Finally got her out and she flew away :D Extra good karma for helping a bee fren :3

My new #plant fren :D Nanny saw the cool dragon pot, and my Mom is like "OMFG! THAT!" It's a baby sun rose, I've wanted one FOREVER! For fucking EVER! They are succulent, with these beautiful flowers and they just grow and grow and grow, they're kinda invasive. They make these neat vines. But also...the leaves are edible. They taste like sour apple, and has mesembrine which is a powerful SSRI used in South Africa for millennia. They are super cool!! #plants

Christians have it all wrong. God said "I have provided you all manner of delicious foods", and Eve said "like this bright red apple" And God said "No you dumb fucking ho....I meant Spicy Instant Ramen soup" and man inherited shame and sin, and "healthy food" as punishment for Eve's basicness. #religion #christianity

Oh hell no. Calling a 44 year old #gay man “Daddy”….immediate block. Incredibly rude and and disrespectful. These young ones need to learn some manners and be house broken. #LGBT

When I was at SGI, the coolest things they were doing were not big. Yes, racks of Altix machines was very cool, but the more interesting things SGI was doing...were small. Very small. And the #nintendo64 came out of much of that work. The #arm SoCs came out of much of SGI's work. And then....we have THIS shit. And it's like fucking WHY!?! #nvidia #tech https://hackaday.com/2026/07/30/wrangling-datacenter-gpus-into-a-desktop/

The cops I know say “yes…it is mass surveillance” but they already have a really good idea of who they’re looking for. They don’t care about your porn habits. They care about if you’ve robbed a bank and are speeding off like a maniac on crack. Because if you didn’t rob the bank, you’re probably standing around like a mooing cow. They don’t care about you. You can be there watching gay Brazilian fart porn, and smoking a blunt…they still don’t care about you. #news #privacy https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/5998614-supreme-court-privacy-ruling/

Ahhh....raver Vicodin. An IB 800, a little bit of Tylenol and caffeine. You won't feel anything for quite a while. You can just ask @mcnado if you have the headache of mortal existence that just won't go away....raver Vicodin will make it go away.

It amazes me people think they have rights under the #constitution wherever they are...including someone's house. If you're in my private residence, you don't get the freedom of speech, you don't get the freedom to have a gun if I don't want you to, you don't get the freedom to just spout off your religion, and if a cop comes, I can let them in without a warrant and conduct a search as I choose. You have ZERO rights in someone else's home #law

"Men died for your freedom to be a dick" IDK man. My great uncle died in Vietnam. Got blown up into a thousand pieces, and had to have a closed casket funeral. He was barely 20. Died a virgin. Not exactly a noble death for the cause of freedom, ain't it? #military #patriotism

Which part of this picture says I want “financial support”? What about this picture says “I’m a whore”. Why do men mistake me for a prostitute? And then get so offended when I bite their heads off. #dating #LGBT

If I've said it once, I'll say it again....and again. Owning a #cat should be a HUMAN RIGHT! Woke-up sick and anxious again...spent some time cuddling with the kitty...instant relief. They're magical, ethereal creatures....even when they're itchy and grumpy. There is a special place in Nidhoggr's stomach for those who are mean to them.

The anti-abortion argument "every child would choose life" is so silly to me. Well how do you know they would? "well, wouldn't you?" Hmm...no. If I knew what sort of shit-show existence I'd be born to, I would have aborted myself, okay? "What?" So killing children who probably should be spared a shit life is immoral, but so is offing yourself. Make it make sense! Basically you expect people to be born into slavery "No. For the glory of God" Like I said...slavery. #abortion

What am I doing? I'm drinking a $20k bottle of wine my bonus grandfather gave me. It's a 1975 Cabernet Sauvignon from a Napa vineyard that doesn't exist anymore. He owned it at one time. He said "At some point the world will wear you down and you will feel worthless. You'll need this to remind you that you aren't". I'm lonely, I'm exhausted, I'm bored. I want conversation with someone who doesn't forget what we're talking about. I want sex. And everyone are fucking retards. #wine

I'm going to tag my girl @libertyoftheforest0 on this. I...am an incredibly PROUD patriot. A very proud....#NORWEGIAN...patriot. I fly the Norwegian flag. Talk bad about #trump all you like. Say the first bad thing about HM Harald...and I'll bite you. Norway has a hybrid-economy. It's capitalist...with rules. You can have your Starbucks, but you pay a VERY high tax for it, which goes into the Folketrygden for health and the NAV for social benefits. You're latte doesn't hurt people. BIG DIFF