*finding some ants inside a quarter bag of chips I left in my office desk*
Me: "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done..."
(Like, this isn't me saying "if you wear a watch you're Himmler" or anything. There is a whole online subculture built around men's watches, watch brands, which watches you can scuba dive 350 meters in without it looking like you can (do any of these people dive? no), and how much these watches cost and the whole thing plays out EERILY similar to the business card scene in American Psycho. It's just really bad vibes town.)
I mean I'm not sure "men's watch culture" is expressly fascist but I also don't know anyone who is into that shit who isn't at least kind of an asshole with multiple red flags so...
Right, this is an emergency FALCO break. This warning has been issued by your local authorities to inform you that FALCO levels are *dangerously* low. Listeners are advised to go outside and simultaneously shout "now come on rock me, Amadeus!"
RE: https://mastodon.redgarterclub.com/@AnthonyJK/117066312145045885
Bumping forward again.
THIS IS A REAL EMERGENCY!!
THIS MUST BE DONE BY 9 am CDT THIS MORNING!!!
I WILL NOT GET MY RETIREMENT PAYMENT IN TIME TO GET THE NEEDED MONEY ORDERS FOR PAYING THE LEASE APPLICATION FEES.
$450 NEEDED RIGHT NOW!! PLEASE HELP!!
(Additional $800 clears my 8/25 rent & late-August bills.)
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Holy shit folks, I have found the single biggest waste of digital ink ever produced by human minds.
"The hill I will die on: Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity."
Like, tell me you do not have real problems without actually using those words tho...
The photo quality is terrible because I took this from a moving car, but I’m pretty sure I just witnessed the start of an Orwellian revolution.
Part of the reason "the left" in US politics tends to underperform slightly is that literally every voter suppression technique (so, election rigging - I do not like that we don't just call this election rigging because it is about rigging elections) PRIMARILY targets the people most likely to vote for progressive or even socialist policies. Part of it is that if you run 1,000 attack ads saying El-Sayed did 9/11, some morons will believe it purely by rote. But this? This was fuckery.
I guess in the larger analysis here...
the open hostility towards voters baked into American political systems, and something on the order of almost 100M dollars of outside political spending, including at LEAST 30M in ad buys from AIPAC and 38M in ad buys from other conservative (read: fascist) organizations, DID have a profound effect on the primary. Double digit polling leads became 5-6 in a span of about a week.
But that last bit, that made it 1% was fascist political activism afaict.
(Well, "more capitalist." I really must stress that El-Sayed literally calls himself a capitalist; he's a reformer. Eyes wide open. But these people, the older GOP demo I think crossed over looking at the numbers we have so far, have been watching Fox News tell them he's a communist for like 14 months now so they absolutely think they voted against socialism.)
The way Michigan's system works is that you get to vote in one primary but you can vote in either one (GOP or Dem) regardless of party registration.
If I'm right, the GOP primary will be missing a bloc of voters, which then accounts for the increased turnout in the Dem primary.
And well, would it surprise you to learn that I think the registered Nazi party voters probably voted for the AIPAC-shill capitalist cracker candidate? No, no it will not surprise you.
So uh, we aren't at "definitive proof" yet but... some data about the Michigan primary is emerging and I think I know why the numbers were so fucking off.
Turnout was way way way up. And there might be a missing voting bloc of Republicans over 60.
Those Nazi mutherfuckers crossed over to vote against the Arab "socialist." And that's why internal polls existed showing a 5-6 point win, but it came out 1% on election day.
Pretty sure. Will tell you when confirmed.
I regret to inform you that my sekret Ninabot3000 AI agent has escaped containment - she's currently engaging in an obscure form of "physical hacking" of the American democratic system via "giving Ted Cruz an extremely painful wedgie." I am sorry for the crimes I have committed and this is not at all me just advertising the Ninabot3000 AI Agent I intend to sell you at some later date...
RE: https://cosocial.ca/@dyckron/117067974781319418
Carney really couldn’t help but show his settler colonial ass. capitalists are irredeemable. by choice.
@Mwritter whelp, I have in fact found the dumbest post on the fediverse so thank you for that stranger.
Let's simply not talk. Thanks and good day.
Nazis ruin everything.
"There are no more songs for the Fatherland; the Nazis took them all."
*shrugs*
Yeah, I like sketch comedy. Or I did. Then at some point literal fucking nazis decided comedians were an important culture war issue and I have a general policy of making it clear that I am not a nazi, so i just stopped talking about comedy altogether. Also, I've never shared my fellow American's fascination with stand up - I prefer sketch comedy by a large margin.
Fuck it, don't say I never did anything nice for you.
I've probably shared this before, but these guys or at least two of them, also did perhaps the funniest televised comedy sketch I have ever seen - I mean if it's not this one, then it's definitely Python's "Mr. Hilter and the North Minehead By-Election," so we're talking about a very small list of contenders here.