what's the deal with two factor authentication
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i come back to work after a weekend and it's like girl what are you doing here
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for every fucking thing.
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i'm amazed that the two factor app doesn't require two additional two factor things to unlock
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should have called it twenty factor
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you there, info cop. in the back. I see you taking notes. don't get any fucking ideas
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