one of my tactics to overcome 3+ decades of poor eating habits, particularly eating most of my calories at night, has been eating apples when im tryna eat a snack and don't want almonds or whatever. because of this, i eat a lot of apples, and so i encounter more rotten apples than i imagine most people do.

anyway, my wife says i have to stop calling the rotten apples "cops" in front of my kids lol.