My grandma is turning 87 tomorrow and we’ve been arguing in the family GC about who her favorite grandchild is (it’s me, OBVIOUSLY). My cousin just posted this pic from 1984. LOOK AT THIS BADDIE, y’all! 😍😍

I swear I love these boys with all my heart. We haven’t all been in the same room together since Erick’s wedding in DR. We all worked in the same store a million years ago and I was their boss. Now they’re all doing bigger better things. Frank has been running a successful cleaning business, Erick moved to Miami and is a finance manager for an auto group, Mo is a manager for a sports construction company, and David just got promoted to Store Mgr at TMO. My babies are all grown up. 🥹🥹🥹

Gangrel's theme still bumps today. I don't understand why they don't make wrestling themes like this anymore.

Waiting on the rest of my crew to show up for Str8 boy shenanigans at Puttshack
😭😭

RE: https://mastodon.world/@davidho/116416441593544287

He is a clear and present danger and an idiot.

When is Norman's wedding? I'm tryin to go.

Who just won a free month at the gym? #GoldsGym 😎

RE: https://flipboard.com/@lgbtqnation/lgbtq-nation-c65vn37sz/-/a-j_FnQAr0TV-whH6uf8cyLA%3Aa%3A3220327925-%2F0

Ok so as I’ve shared before, John Adams is one of my more famous ancestors and he made clear in the treaty of Tripoli that we are not a Christian country. So fuck off.

Good morning cuties. Wishing you have an excellent day! 😘🩷

Ich hab gestern das neue #metropolradruhr getestet. Mein Rad hieß "Rache"! Fühlte sich jedoch geschmeidiger an.

He took off the Goofy head. See? That’s not so bad.

She’s not out of monkey Stan, she’s out of money!

A bill to make the megalodon the Maryland state shark passed on the final day of the legislative session.

Had a chicken, ziti, and broccoli dish, with a side of garlic bread, for supper. It came from a place called Nick's, in the town where @Tenor2JT lives. I had the first half on Monday, the night they brought it.

So instead of ministry and running a seminary, I’m going to pivot to professional wrestling.

My husband asks me if I need something from the store, and I tell him yes and I tell him to pick up something for dinner because my brain is too tired to think of something to eat. And he has the audacity to chastise me with “first world problems” and I just bet he’s gonna get the wrong kind of tiara polish

RE: https://flipboard.com/@huffingtonpost/news-politics-g39bhflcz/-/a-Fci7nz2lSjyQd50NEKQqSA%3Aa%3A52948404-%2F0

Half assed Catholic wants to lecture the Vicar of Christ. EXCOMMUNICATE HIM

RE: https://mastodon.social/@IHasWisdom/116408529846394695

Oh, Boy! What a groaner! I laugh, anyway.

RE: https://vee.seedy.cc/@cubic/116409117753779456

ROTFLMAO! It's "clear".

Didn't want to interrupt this meeting to be a nerd, but the programmer said it's 11 bytes. The meeting leader wrote "11 bits" then asked the programmer if it's spelled with an "i" or a "y".

He confirmed he said "bytes," and the leader responded, "Okay, yeah, because I know sometimes it's spelled with an 'i'."

And I, being on mute, was yelling that bits and bytes are not the same. It's not even pronounced the same.