Some biologists theorize that eventually, all species will evolve into crabs. Apparently this also applies to inanimate objects, like tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Crab Multi-Tool.
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When someone says they are feeling crabby that means they are feeling evolutionarily advanced.
Jun 30, 2026, 9:48 PM@lowqualityfacts
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
What a crabby crab. 🤣
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Gotta love "The Cult of Carcinization"
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@lowqualityfacts and that they're mad about it
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The days of the Swiss Army knife are numbered.