Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pirate Cutting Board. All things considered, he's lucky he's only missing a leg.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1GZXN23?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T_1783106642700

I'm with Tesla on this one.

Astronomy is so fascinating.

Ladies, take notes.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can buy Ruby more treats. I know she looks sweet and harmless, but she won't hesitate to gouge my eyes out if I run out of treats.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

That's a good rule.

Your uncle: Kids have so much autism today because of all the wifi. Now let me tell you every type of train you could see in South Dakota between 1932 and 1987.

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Trains" Pin. It's the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn't exist back when he was a kid.
https://collabs.shop/rjefvi

We made a comic about the Super Bowl.

I can feel it happening.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cordless Hedge Trimmer, on sale for 35% off.
Do you hate hedges? Did hedges murder your father? Maim your mother? Humiliate your uncle? Finally get your long-awaited revenge by trimming them a bit.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079KVRS9W?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.91H1YYCVAD6A&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.91H1YYCVAD6A_1783048705165

It's not real sushi unless it's flopping on the table.

From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.

Disclaimer: These chopsticks are only for comedic purposes. Please do not decapitate any real unicorns and turn their severed heads into utensils.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for these Unicorn Chopsticks. Does the unicorn enjoy being chopsticks? Based on the excruciating scream it appears to let out when you squeeze the chopsticks together, I am tempted to guess it does not.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086D9RYZB?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.13IC4U05CE55F&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.13IC4U05CE55F_1783018970060

Cool.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

I believe it.

Let Danny start in a reboot.

But don't stare at her eye either. That is also offensive.