6yo has been on-and-off afraid of spiders recently, but also watched Into the Spider-Verse last week.

Me: “Want to check the mail?”
6yo: “If there’s no spiders or webs, yes.”
Me: <points at stereo playing Spider-Man> “But spiders are your friends now!”
6yo: <rolls eyes>
Me: “Maybe if you get bit you’ll get special powers.”
6yo: “Not in this world.”
Me: “Oh, that’s not where special powers come from in this world?”
6yo: “Nope.”
Me: “Where do they come from in this world?”

6yo: “Your heart.”

😳😭