@courtney Oh, *hell* no. Up until sometime in the past few months, the best available to me was 8Mbps DSL, and not even a good version of that, with ping times often measured in seconds.
there is fiber nearby, which stops about 3/4 of a mile from my house. I asked what it would take to get it to run the rest of the way; a three-year commitment totaling approximately $55,000. Which was better than the ~$60k Comcast wanted up front to run the remaining ~mile they’d need to get to me. 😳