Day 1 of unemployment and I've had a productive afternoon making inserts out of foamcore board for the display cabinet above my home office desk

are these crisps in the meal deal? the answer may surprise you!

folksen. Anyone able to recommend a PC #headset? The last couple I've had, have physically fallen apart after less than a year. Preferably wired, with a boom mic, and not GaMeR aesthetic - would be for work calls and gaming

turns out I was a day off and I could've spent all of tomorrow writing a more convincing cover letter. oh well

Phew. Job application submitted with 20 seconds to spare.

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Phew. Job application submitted with 10 seconds to spare.

it's not even correct for memes

Ctrl-S

Every app ever made (bar one): Save

Salesforce: Send draft message immediately

ToS update from #Monzo: they may "agree" a new type of overdraft repayment plan where the overdraft is "separated" from the current account, where the overdraft still exists but you can't use it, if they "think it’ll help someone to manage their overdraft"

Fascinated by the linguistic drift where "agree" now means "unilaterally impose"

@jasongorman thought it better to continue here - what language(s) does the TDD workshop use or does it not matter? and is it with breakout groups? (I enjoyed my breakout group)

it's car insurance renewal season... Admiral randomly increased the premium from £680 to £815 🙃

phoned NFU Mutual, discovered we are now sufficiently exurban for their coverage, got quoted... £675. Of which £87 was the no-claims protection 😄

so, I'm quite happy about that!

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god. it sprayed _inside_ the drawers and into my partner's old paperwork... but most of it went onto, into, and around the laminate flooring :/

fun fact: if you strike a soda can onto a right-angled corner the right way, you can bust the can right open and spray 330ml of sugary liquid all over the room and into every nook and cranny and onto your expensive stuff

serves me right for buying Coca-Cola products I guess

pictured: rabbit handing out under my desk right by my feet

pros and cons of a rabbit handing out under my desk right by my feet

pros:
- rabbit handing out under my desk right by my feet

cons:
- rabbit handing out under my desk right by my feet

made an app that'll show you the face of the person you'll marry if you upload a photo of your fiance

why tf does the Natwest bank app require like half a gigabyte of storage space on my phone

it just occurred to me, I've spent magnitudes longer sitting through ads for laundry detergent than I've ever spent actually handling laundry detergent

this made me laugh

we're trying to find a joiner to do some stuff around the flat. chap arrived earlier this week to have a look, and sent a quote that evening... and a follow-up email early the next morning. we said the quote's OK but we'd need to schedule the work for April, and he's sent a request for a 50% deposit... and three follow-up messages over the course of just over 24hrs... we've not even confirmed dates yet

he's got good local reviews but just how large and red are these flags