Larry GarfieldCrell
Oct 10, 2026, 5:36 PMretooted Kit Bashir
“Billionaires, “ the teacher said “were a cognitohazard of the late dirt ages. In that time it was normal to force humans to perform labour for four to five decades before being permitted a period of limited rest known as retirement. The billionaire class found ways to steal even the limited resources remaining to retired victims for themselves.”
A hand went up. “Miss, why did they do it?”
“You can ask; today we will meet one of these ancient monsters”
A nervous titter. “A simulation—right?”
“Oh no, a corpsicle. After the Reset they were frozen and periodically reanimated to remind us all never again. Everyone take a stick from the rack and make sure it is sharp.”
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