@lukito If you are my Tutor, I’ll be your Mana Dork #romantic #HappyValentines

I hurt my shoulder so I can’t train chest… my boobs are going to deflate so fast :flop:

I have redone my CV and I think it’s looking quite The Tits :neofoxCool:

Woken up at 2 am by a thick and juicy spider walking across my forehead :carrero:

More like “keep on porkin’” amirite? :allgonnadie:

(…I am not right.)

I don’t know who ordered the “be woken up by a thicc ‘n’ juicy spider sauntering across you in bed at 2:30am” but it got delivered to our place :neofoxNervous: :neofoxSipNervous: :neofoxSnugNervous:

CantParkThereMate.pbix

Also, I can’t help but read “hand” as “nand/not and.”

Also also, I simply must move on from this week because this is getting tiring now. Time for a coffee and a plan.

Kept being woken up by the storm winds and my own mind :allgonnadie:

So @lukito and I slaaaaayed during Commander night tonight with our precons vs our friends with bracket 3 decks :winehorse:

Threat assessment and not making big plays during the early game is crucial to set you up for success holy shit

Had some acronym’d friends over to play D&D and then MTG Commander, followed by some excellent food from @PRINCESS

We all had moderately-to-really bad weeks at work, so venting helped us a little. But it also struck home what I wouldn’t be doing now I’ve missed out on that position. And it would’ve been so cool and fun. And it made me sad again.

This whole song and dance is really fucking tiring at times :neofoxSob:

Getting the dual paws of comfort* after a frankly shitty week.

(*If I don’t fulfil the scritch quota, my hand is stopped and drawn back in to rectify this heinous crime.)

#caturday

(This is one of those rare occasions where I would very much like as many views on this as possible. I have A LOT of thinking to do this weekend and external perspectives would be really useful!)

Does my logic check out?

> Unsuccessful for promotion, so I’m still in ‘base’ role.
> Promotion would have given exposure to skills for forthcoming ‘big’ role.
> ‘Base’ role gives me no such exposure.
> ‘Big’ role will be advertised externally to those who have exposure to these skills.
> Staying in ‘base’ role means becoming stagnant and non-competitive compared to external folk.
> Therefore, to gain exposure, I have to leave ‘base’ role.
> Therefore, I need to leave {employer}.

¿?

Austen’s nearly pissed off dahhn sahhhhf.

Good luck to the northern contingent with Boelo tomorrow (that I keep reading as Bolero (or sometimes Solero (now I want ice cream))).

What’ll it be today, lads? :allgonnadie:

Do I want to have sex with Dick Gumshoe or do I want to BE Dick Gumshoe? :neofoxThinkAnime:

Fuck, I just remembered he’s a cop 😭

I would have sex with Dick Gumshoe

Friday scienceday