All of us who speak colloquial English have totally missed our chance to make "bear my beer" a thing.

I mean, if you wanted the holder of your beer to provide entertainment as well, you could even say, "Bear bare my beer."

And if said beerholder is of the ursine variety, you'd be blessed by the language deities to be able to command: "Bare bear, bear my beer!"

We could all stand to be a bit more creative with our words.

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