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  • Oct 10, 2026, 5:20 PM

    Choose the cat name that would amuse you most to use in a sentence! And also please translate to your first language for maximum effect!

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  • Oct 10, 2026, 5:21 PM

    This poll brought to you by me thinking about the scene of some mildly mannered gentleman going "I'll be right there, I just need to alert The Constabulary" to his friend on the phone, and then leaning down to sweetly inform his cat that he's going to be back home in about an hour or two...

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  • Oct 10, 2026, 5:24 PM

    Also: "Hold up, I have Porridge on my lap"
    "Have you seen My Socks?"
    etc.

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  • Oct 10, 2026, 5:32 PM

    @Zumbador Utterly fucking delightful options, good grief 😹

    They're probably more funny looking to others than to me, but I've got:
    Hantuuki (*edited for dialect)
    Paskiainen
    Sukkani
    Puuro
    Konstaapelisto

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  • Oct 10, 2026, 6:25 PM

    @sinituulia ooh I love "konstaapelisto"

    Reminds me of a time in the 1970s when the security police came knocking at our door late at night looking for an escaped "terrorist" ( otherwise known as an activist)

    My mother angrily demanded who was there disturbing us so late at night and this embarrassed voice answered:

    "Konstabel Abel"

    My mother just cracked up laughing.
    The cops went away pretty quickly after that.

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