Jul 5, 2026, 1:30 AMHIM:
❝ WE WILL BE UNITED IN OUR COMMON INTEREST… and you will be fighting to save us from anihilation… WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT… tonight we celebrate OUR independence day…❞
ME:
… from genocidal alien #techbros 🧐
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:30 AM
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- Jul 5, 2026, 1:39 AM
UPLOADING VIRUS
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- Jul 5, 2026, 1:43 AM
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Gavin Newsome cosplays Bill Pullman in #IndependenceDay ―who is cosplaying Bill Clinton in a movie― and he doesn’t even come close in real life.
keep him away from the presidency
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:48 AM
EAGLE 20
FOX 2
IT’S JAMMED
IT WONT FIRE
do me a favor, tell my children i love them very much […]
HELLO BOYS
AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:49 AM
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:50 AM
TELL EVERYBODY HOW TO BRING THOSE SONSBITCHES DOWN
*clackclackclack MORSE CODE clackclackclack*
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:51 AM
( dudes lighting cigars in an alien ship they just carjacked )
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:53 AM
― AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
― (in Elvisesque) ooooh thank you very much
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:55 AM
(pigmy-ish tribe-ish human units applauding the exploding #techbros ship)
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:55 AM
(Jeff and Will walking in the desert like they’re in a Top Gun movie and looking hawt)
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:56 AM
- Jul 5, 2026, 1:57 AM
(as they see the exploding wreckage burning to a crisp all the alien #techbros inside it)
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, DADDY
― fin ―
EdEdCates@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 1:36 AM
Jul 5, 2026, 1:46 AM@blogdiva oh. ohhhhh
Prof. Sam Lawlersundogplanets@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 3:13 AM@blogdiva Dang I don't think I've watched this since high school. Adding it to my list! Thank you for the highlights!
Farah 🏳️🌈🖖🏼farah@beige.partyJul 5, 2026, 3:28 AM@blogdiva Thank you for your excellent commentary! It was a delight to read
Jul 5, 2026, 11:33 AM@blogdiva damn, I need to re-watch that film.
Peter (ˈpiːtər)PeterLG@theblower.auJul 5, 2026, 1:55 AMIconic scene.
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈🌹flipper@mastodonapp.ukJul 5, 2026, 1:56 AM@blogdiva ah, the Death Star scene
Ben Rushcontinuity0@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 2:09 AM@blogdiva In the words of my generation: "Up yoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurs!"
Jul 5, 2026, 1:39 PM@blogdiva One of my favorite parts about Independence Day is how it denies the kill shot to one of the main "heroes" of the movie and gives it to a wacky side character instead.
Zebadiah CarterZebadiah_Carter@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 2:23 AM- Farah 🏳️🌈🖖🏼farah@beige.partyJul 5, 2026, 3:20 AM
@blogdiva Baby girl aka future Katara
Usuario Inusualusuarioinusual@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 1:45 AM@blogdiva Independence Day
- EdEdCates@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 1:46 AM
@blogdiva . . . and the world is saved, because the aliens ran MacOS.
- Jul 5, 2026, 11:31 AM
@blogdiva years ago in a conversation with some of the best investigative journalists on the planet and in a context of some important decision I can't remember anymore I quoted the "we will not go quietly into the night" line…
…and one of those journalists went: "did you just fscking quote the Independence Day at me?!"
(it was uttered with a mix of shock and appreciation)
Oblomovoblomov@sociale.networkJul 5, 2026, 12:24 PM- Jul 5, 2026, 1:45 PM
