BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Jul 4, 2026, 6:29 AMI hope lightning strikes Harry Kane and transforms him into a terrible beast and he roams the land kicking people's heads off and eating them
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- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 6:30 AM
I'd watch that tbf
Richard ErichardE@mstdn.sadanorak.comJul 4, 2026, 6:32 AM@TheBreadmonkey seems a tad harsh on someone who seems a nice bloke.
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 6:35 AM
Yeah sorry I don't know what came over me. It's all of the hysteria and chaos. It's making me a bit squirrelly about the whole thing. I don't really wish for the supernatural transformation of Harry Kane. He seems fine.
- Richard ErichardE@mstdn.sadanorak.comJul 4, 2026, 7:00 AM
@TheBreadmonkey Mind you. It might be fun. 🤣
NickNickiquoteJul 4, 2026, 6:39 AM@TheBreadmonkey I think he’s getting there.
David Cohendavidbcohen@twit.socialJul 4, 2026, 7:33 AM@TheBreadmonkey Like Luis Suarez, then?