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  • MissConstrueMissConstrue@mefi.social
    Jul 3, 2026, 4:36 PM

    Would it be in bad form to set up a betting pool on who gets declared dead first, the clearly dead Mitch #McConnell or the visibly decaying president of these here failing States?

    Cause y’all, Mitch is dead, I’d bet folding money on it. But holy shit the #GOP is terrified they’re gonna lose Kentucky. #Kentucky, y’all. One of the last Dixie holdouts.

    They are deliberately, with malice afore thought, withholding representation from 4.61 million people, by refusing to admit McConnell can’t do the job.

    Mostly because Mitch is dead. Betcha.

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  • bobocubedboelder@shakedown.social
    Jul 3, 2026, 5:07 PM

    @MissConstrue

    It's ironic that this is the play, because delaying and obfuscating a death announcement is exactly what Mitch McConnell would do if another Republican senator died in office. And, yeah, Mitch McConnell is either on a cold slab, or is connected to expensive machines that are keeping his brain dead body alive.

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  • Darwin Woodkadarwinwoodka@mastodon.social
    Jul 3, 2026, 5:18 PM

    @MissConstrue

    eh, you can technically be alive for a long time with minimal brain function. Someone should be kind enough to turn off the machines that are dragging it out.

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  • RevPudDudleyRevPudDudley@mas.to
    Jul 3, 2026, 5:52 PM

    @MissConstrue More than a couple Members of Congress are non-functional, but "Oh dear, let's not even start with that one"
    & then there's that nice Rep. Kean, not representing his district but staying home for months because he was 'depressed'.
    Mmmm boy, that's the job for me !
    What literate person doesn't feel that way?
    A deceased Pope once was disinterred, put on trial & 'executed'. Let's do something more effective than that.
    On our historic 250th, I shall not weary you again with my Monument to Prominent Republicans
    -- to which every American can contribute something !
    (a mountain of refuse & filth, with them under it)

    #ThrowtheBumsOut
    #GOP

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  • Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊theogrin@chaosfem.tw
    Jul 3, 2026, 6:09 PM

    @MissConstrue

    Considering how many deaths these men have caused, I cannot help but think that the irresponsible thing to do would be to not pray for their demise.

    But seriously, I expected them to do a Weekend at Bernie's with Trump, I'll be mildly surprised if they do it with McConnell first.

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