Alexf24alexf24
Jul 3, 2026, 11:54 AMAnother day of disappointment in the obituaries
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Tomsuburbanindividual@pixelfed.socialJul 3, 2026, 12:04 PM😆
PatrickPatrickoftheG@mastodon.socialJul 3, 2026, 12:21 PM@alexf24 Kissinger's dead, though.
- Alexf24alexf24Jul 3, 2026, 3:10 PM
@PatrickoftheG Took him a long time to go. McConnell is next, if not gone already.
Jul 3, 2026, 12:30 PM
Jul 3, 2026, 1:06 PMFor sure. Also another day of no #TrumpEpsteinFiles as Todd Blanche replied to the court order with Word Salad and nada...
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.291779/gov.uscourts.dcd.291779.19.0.pdf
- Jul 3, 2026, 1:08 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@drmike/116856194000799578
#TrumpVirus still rolling over the lands....
(and institutions)
Still no #TrumpEpsteinFiles or #justice 
ShnoofleBear /ʃnuːfɛlbɛːr/ShnoofleBear@curly.catJul 3, 2026, 2:52 PM@alexf24 Dont have to look in the obits, the one(s) you're waiting for will be on the front page(s).
Jul 3, 2026, 5:02 PM
WaldorfWaldorf@infosec.exchangeJul 3, 2026, 6:03 PM@alexf24 I had one bottle of celebration in the fridge to chill. I'm up to 3 now, but one may disappear when they announce Mitch McConnell's passing. The reaper has to work faster than this!
somcaksomcak@beige.partyJul 3, 2026, 6:09 PM@alexf24 I was laying down for a nap when I heard honking and yelling. I quickly checked my phone and was disappointed it was the news I was hoping for.
Jul 3, 2026, 8:59 PM@alexf24 I was reminded of the classical Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newsstand every day, scans the front page, and throws the newspaper away. One day, the vendor asks what he is looking for. The man says he is looking for an obituary. The vendor replies, "But comrade, the obituaries are at the back". The man answers, "Not the one I'm looking for".
