PierreNick :apple_old_logo: 💾pierrenick@hachyderm.io
Jul 3, 2026, 1:06 AM<with dad at the hardware store>
Dad: Excuse me, where are the toilets?
Staff: For here or to go?
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TattieTattie@eldritch.cafeJul 3, 2026, 1:57 PM@pierrenick clever!
- PierreNick :apple_old_logo: 💾pierrenick@hachyderm.ioJul 3, 2026, 2:07 PM
@Tattie It took me a second to process but wow, I laughed. Not his first time.
Jul 3, 2026, 2:02 PM<STANDING OVATION>- PierreNick :apple_old_logo: 💾pierrenick@hachyderm.ioJul 3, 2026, 2:07 PM
@rl_dane It took me a second to fully process and appreciate that response haha.
- Jul 3, 2026, 2:07 PM
Indeed. 😄
Perfectly timed and crafted humor causes the hearer's brains to boot into safe mode real quick. 😅
Bunny Jane's Humansonabunny_jane@plush.cityJul 3, 2026, 2:04 PM@pierrenick Dad: "For here! I really have to go!"
Staff: "Well I can't help you until you make up your mind."
- PierreNick :apple_old_logo: 💾pierrenick@hachyderm.ioJul 3, 2026, 2:06 PM
@bunny_jane Haha! That would have been a great answer.
Russ SharekRussSharek@mastodon.artJul 3, 2026, 10:27 PM*laughs*
diffiediffie@mk.absturztau.beJul 4, 2026, 12:42 PM@pierrenick@hachyderm.io Exactly the same happened to me when looking for a bucket, somewhat in a hurry – but I wanted the one to go. :neofox_woozy: