There are many ways to improve your life:
- read books
- be kind
- read more books
- rest
- read so many books that an ancient power of undying fire ignites deep in your eyes
- hydrate
- read more books
@Edmonds_Scanner
- use the undying fire and the hydration to form an impenetrable mist of affection to your loved ones
@CausticHarmony @Edmonds_Scanner
- curate that undying fire in others and watch the world change around us all together for the better 👀✌️💙
@Edmonds_Scanner is the undying fire part where you need glasses?
@Edmonds_Scanner I watched 10th kingdom 20 years ago, but decided now to start to try to read the book.
@Edmonds_Scanner It took me more than 4 decades of extreme bibliophilia to realise that the whole book-reading thing was a distraction from the most important activity in life: listening to dogs and cats.
Jun 16, 2026, 5:37 AM@Edmonds_Scanner go for a walk, do something nice for someone
Jun 16, 2026, 5:49 AM- become The Paper
>See The Bible and Mein Kampf on your buddy's shelf the following week
"I need to go water my couch or something, cya."
My retirement plan, in a nutshell.
Read books about books and pencils !!
Jun 16, 2026, 7:43 AM@Edmonds_Scanner and if you're reading a book, why not make it one by Octavia Butler?
Done that.