Oct 11, 2025, 7:53 PMI don't give one chicken fried fuck that farmers in Arkansas are losing their farms after voting for policies designed to harm farmers.
I don't give one whitebread fuck that kids in Mississippi are dying from smallpox and mumps after voting for anti-vax policies designed to cause disease outbreaks.
I don't give one hot mayo fuck that Texas homes are being ripped apart by the worst hurricanes and floods you've ever seen after voting to de-fund and remove early warning severe weather detection systems.
I don't give one cinnamon toastfuck that your wife in Louisiana lost her job as a "DEI hire" after voting for anti DEI policies.
I don't give one flying horsefuck that your military spouse in Missouri has to stand in line at the food bank after voting for government shutdowns.
I didn't give one crunchfuck supreme that your small business in Nebraska is going bankrupt after voting for tariffs designed to harm small businesses.
I don't give one build-a-fuck that you can't hire Americans to harvest your crops in Kansas after building your entire economy on the back of immigrant slave labor and then voting for mass deportation.
I simply do not care. You could not PAY me to care. Because we fucking TOLD you this would happen. We read project 2025. Then we TOLD you what was in project 2025. We told you what they would do. And not only did you not listen to us, you screamed and clapped and giggled for joy when THEY told you it would happen. You bought signs and hats and t-shirts about how it would happen. You made shitty AI memes about how great it would be when it happens. You fucking preached SERMONS about how your God wants it to happen.
So no you don't get our sympathy or our bailout money now that it's happening. Welcome to the consequences of your own actions. We won't be coming to your rescue this time.
