Every hobby starts with curiosity and ends with storage problems.

Spent my childhood optimizing CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT to fit everything into 640 KB.

Now one browser tab needs 2 GB of RAM so 17 analytics companies can find out I looked at socks.

Hi! It's been a while, so I thought it would be time to post a new #introduction.

I'm Michael. I love staring at #birds, animals, and trees and stuff. I play way too many #boardgames and #videogames. I read #Books from time to time. Lately I've been into #SoloRoleplaying games. I plan on sharing my thoughts on all these subjects in the days to come.

I just found my car keys that had been missing for ten days.

In my bag.

Where I usually keep them.

That I checked 3 times

and my wife checked twice.

And I still don’t know why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone hand me my metamucil.

@ChrisMayLA6

The sparrows are fed up of hanging out in the rain. The woodshed has been turned into a party house for this washout summer.

Zoom in - there's hunners of them!

#Scotland
#IslandLife

One of the few advantages of having really grey hair is that it takes colour pretty easily.

@steggy (whose handiwork this is) called it a modern mullet: business in the front, party in the back.

#hair #hairdye

#introduction

Hi my name is Lydia Diane and I’m going to post dumb jokes, talk about leftist politics, and put pictures of whatever my current hobby is, or whichever pc game I’m playing.

I’m a late 30s trans woman who has been on HRT since March 2025.

I am almost half a year into learning to play guitar, and i am redoubling my efforts to get conversational in French. I’d love more francophone friends.

I will:
-Say dumb shit
-Hate the cops

I will not:
-Use AI
-Suffer AI on my TL

That was mercifully short

#Monsterdon

So his plan is to cut the power to the whole town?

#Monsterdon

The spider sounds like a pissed off bobcat.

#Monsterdon

Worst. Spelunkers. Ever.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It still hasn't occurred to them to bring a light.

This is why nobody ever graduates high school in this town.

Caves, the perfect place for gaslighting #Monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider Spider1958

So they went into a cave to look for the bracelet, but have no flashlights or lanterns?

Sure, Jan.

#Monsterdon

Ok. You 3 stand on this side and say these lines, and you, sir, put on the hat and stand on that side and say these lines.

I can direct films, too.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🕷️ 🕸️ 🆚 🌎️ 😱

Oh what a dangerous web we weave.
When first we practice jazz.

Is this...High School?

Looks like they all got held back 7 or 8 grades.

#Monsterdon

I love how the 1950s had this notion of scientist who could look at like 4 black and white photos, and then tell you the entire origin story and lifecycle of an alien creature. Back when we thought scientists were super smart.

#monsterdon

I know, get some giant Frogs and set them loose in the cave.

Frogs Vs Spider #Monsterdon