Riker GooglingRikerGoogling@mas.to
May 31, 2025, 8:31 PMcomparison human bajoran vulcan klingon fleshlights
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I see Dud people!BackFromTheDud@mas.toMay 31, 2025, 8:33 PM@RikerGoogling One has two orifices.
Tim Clevenger :donor:timjclevenger@infosec.exchangeMay 31, 2025, 8:34 PM@RikerGoogling The Ferengi one is just weird.
listlesslistless@social.cringecollective.ioMay 31, 2025, 8:37 PM@RikerGoogling DUDE! Just go to the Holodeck like everyone else.
SeanSean@liberal.cityMay 31, 2025, 8:48 PM@RikerGoogling Vulcan fleshlight can be discerned by the 7 years of dust between uses
Alex FreemanThe1Freeman@mastodon.auMay 31, 2025, 9:03 PM@RikerGoogling tholian 🥵🔥
Eve, Go Listen to Dead Channel SkyEveOfTheFuture@lgbt.ioMay 31, 2025, 9:14 PM@RikerGoogling Commander
Commander that is the shipwide communications channel
saucerlostsaucerlost@mastodon.socialMay 31, 2025, 9:34 PM@RikerGoogling
Human: (Sold Out)
Bajoran: Non-linear wormhole may prove challenging.
Vulcan: Rated 5/10. Acceptable.
Klingon: Today is a good day to buy.
May 31, 2025, 10:43 PM@RikerGoogling Go on, search for Predator fleshlights next. I’ll wait…