Riker GooglingRikerGoogling@mas.to
May 27, 2025, 9:58 PMhow do i know i’m not a hologram
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jesterchen42jesterchen@social.tchncs.deMay 27, 2025, 10:01 PM@RikerGoogling Ask Moriarty. 🤷♀️
D C Rossdeeseearr@infosec.exchangeMay 27, 2025, 10:05 PM@RikerGoogling Check how your name appears in the credits.
TaoTaoTaotica@troet.cafeMay 27, 2025, 10:06 PM@RikerGoogling It doesn't matter, but don't let anyone delete your wife.
Steven Hoefertroublewithwords@wandering.shopMay 27, 2025, 10:07 PM@RikerGoogling Did you get another hologram pregnant?
May 27, 2025, 10:10 PM@RikerGoogling is there an H on your forehead?
Worthülseworthuelse@troet.cafeMay 27, 2025, 10:13 PM@RikerGoogling Try pulling the main fuse. But first make sure that it is not a hologram itself.
orangerkaterorangerkater@troet.cafeMay 27, 2025, 10:14 PM
R.L. LEherrLorenz@chaos.socialMay 27, 2025, 10:23 PM@RikerGoogling You're not a hologram. You're one seven billionth of a boy named Morty in a video game, Morty.
Ann EffesAnn_Effes@berlin.socialMay 27, 2025, 10:38 PMHolograms can't think. As soon as you ask the question, you'r not a hologram.
The question "How do I know i’m not a simulation" on the other hand has an easy answer: You don't.
Matthew Martinmistersql@mastodon.socialMay 27, 2025, 10:57 PM@RikerGoogling I can see right through you man. You can't fool me.
Fish Id Wardrobefishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.ukMay 28, 2025, 2:23 AM@RikerGoogling ask the computer. the real computer; not the hologram one
