👀 Reuters: Exclusive: FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/

#fema #hurricanes #hurricaneseason #disaster

grown men not listening to my very specific instructions is what made me do it, your honor

The ghoul in charge of deportations has dropped the pretense that this was ever about deporting criminals.

I want a tail . . .

Last night, we were finishing up White Lotus season 2 and saw Mt. Etna erupting. And then this happened....
https://www.npr.org/2025/06/02/g-s1-70041/mount-etna-erupts-volcano-italy-sicily

This week has been exhausting.

#NYC skatepeeps: You do know that if you're #InlineSkating along the West Side Bike Path that there are amazing views at Pier 34, right? Sunset, in particular?

If not, this has been a public service message.

Spot the Difference?

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#EagleTactical

While I was at the botanic garden yesterday, I saw a huge tree unfamiliar to me. It had all sorts of pods with dense, heavy seeds. I picked up a couple of the many seeds and planted one today.the Kentucky Coffeetree is a species at risk in Ontario. Maybe I can plant a seedling and help it recover. #trees #KentuckyCoffeetree

https://www.ontario.ca/page/kentucky-coffeetree

I wish you could smell this rose. Its called Aromantique and is strongly fruity, citrus, sherbety #roses

Reality check. While the people in San Diego’s South Park neighborhood managed to force Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) to withdraw, I want to focus your attention on how they look. Like soldiers invading their own country. That is why I use the term #Brownshirts, a reference to the violent Nazi thugs, roaming the streets in Germany in the 1920/30s. Some people say that's too harsh, I say I studied history for reasons

https://mstdn.social/@990000/114612073593359023

@ColesStreetPothole

That movie was a hot mess.

#Monsterdon

The sea is bathed with blood?
#Monsterdon

"Thank goodness. It's all over at last." That's what I said.
#Monsterdon

Baby Godzilla has gas.
#Monsterdon

Okay, two heads. Wait, one head. Ooops, now, no heads.

#Monsterdon

Wings and three heads? That's not fair.
#Monsterdon