"Oh, that's an interesting diacritic mark in this student's name"
[dirt on my screen]

"Dammit, I have a spot on my camera lens again"
[food on my screen]

"OMG that celebrity needs to get that melanoma looked at"
[diet coke droplet on my screen]

"Now that is an art installation I'd like to see, though I don't understand how the artist got it placed in the Hague"
[entire gummy bear stuck to my screen]

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