"School was a party twenty years earlier
Filth and death abounded everywhere, yes
Toots left on the floor
A man in boots was standing trapped in the floor
I was a crazy toot who didn't know what to do
To go off and face

Got a tiny alibi, tiny my room
Put my things away and put my things away
And I made things big and span

Got some virgins on my love song
Got some virgins on my love song
Got some virgins on my love song
Got some virgins on my love song
Tiny love!

Got my kids at large
Been tiny for the year

School was a party twenty years earlier
Filth and death abounded everywhere, yes
To go off and face"

Genuinely might be the worst interpretation of the lyrics to "To Go Off And Things" by Cardiacs.

"School was a party twenty years earlier" should be
"Squalor is at large in tidy suburbia"

Not. Even. Close!